Wednesday, August 31, 2011

MJE's Spotify Playlists 1 - Female Dance(ish) Songs from the 1980s(ish)

I'm having some fun playing with Spotify lately. I've already put up two playlists of my own music:

A Sampler of MJE's Music
The Complete MJE (Everything on Spotify anyway)

I decided I might make a regular series of playlists I create.  I thought it best to start with something that no one would ever expect from me - female dance music mostly from the 80s!  A lot of this brings me back to my days of going to roller skating parties. Let me know what you think! More playlists to come!


http://open.spotify.com/user/michaeljepstein/playlist/6JO7iAR5uW6F3iIbTV6k54

DNFMOMD: on tour in NYC & Philly 9/3 & 9/4!

We're bringing Prisoner-rock to the people this weekend! Please join us/tell your friends to join us in Brooklyn & Philly!

9/3/11 SATURDAY
$5 · Spike Hill

Do Not Forsake Me Oh My Darling (9PM)
I Love Monsters(10PM)

186 Bedford Ave, Williamsburg -Brooklyn, NYC
Facebook event



9/4/11 SUNDAY
The Late Nite Cabaret "always a cabaret, always free and always late" presents

awesome, awesome flyer from LNC!
"reOriginalized" @ The Wolf Building - Philadelphia, PA
SUN. Sept. 4th - a FREE Event - with a state-of-the-art BAR

Hosted by Jess Conda (of BRAT productions)
PRIZZO - the nth degree of trivia challenges @ 9pm
for fans of the original BBC series The Prisoner
OPEN-STAGE sign-up by 10pm!
NATHAN HOLT and GAVIN RILEY (or rowan and hastings)
and featuring
Mano Divina and the Divine Hand Ensemble
with special guests from Boston
"Do Not Forsake Me Oh My Darling"

The Underground ARTS @ The Wolf Building
12th and Callowhill. 21 and Over. wheelchair accessible
9pm doors, 10 pm showtime. ID Required.

Facebook Event










Tuesday, August 30, 2011

E-mails from the departed...

I think I had mentioned this once before, but I just can't bring myself to block the hacked e-mail address of an admired friend (or at least an admired and very well-liked acquaintance) who passed away several years ago. There is nothing logical about refusing to block this address. He isn't going to send me any legitimate messages any time soon. (In fact, I hope he doesn't!) I am not worried that I might miss something important if I block the address.

Why then?

I guess I still enjoy thinking of the "make money by working at home" and Viagra ads as reminders of the times I got to interact with him. I don't think those in the spirit world have any use for money or Viagra, but I am sure he still has a clever and humorous response to the situation and some locked and loaded jokes about both making money at home and Viagra.

I'll just keep imagining that I hear the punchlines.

Monday, August 29, 2011

We do need curators, but we don't need gatekeepers or why you should stop using Pandora

This has been picked up over on Music Think Tank, so head over there!


To Eleven has a nice follow-up post discussing some of these ideas as does Rhythm Hub. Earbits also opened discussion on the topic. There was also an older post on Music Think Tank exploring some similar thoughts.


Allegedly, Pandora now controls 3.6% of radio listening. This is an impressive figure, but, to me, a disturbing one. We've all spent the last few years touting how the Internet has changed music distribution and flattened the playing field so that everyone has equal access to distribution. Traditional terrestrial radio, with ever-shrinking playlists that contain almost new music certainly aren't designed to appeal to a future audience, they are designed to grasp onto a shrinking past audience. I used to discover new music by listening to college and commercial radio or watching late-night MTV. How do the kids do it these days?

For a little while it seemed like there might be a few very influential bloggers and media outlets that could give artists big boosts, but I'd argue that most of the influential writers have had their influence downgraded as of late - Pitchfork, Perez Hilton, and even Brooklyn Vegan don't seem to break artists quite as readily as they once might have.

Along comes Pandora. In some sense, noble in mission - to help people discover new music that might appeal to them given artists they already like. The only problem is that we're back to a closed system. Pandora decides what music goes into the mix and frankly, their choices for independent artists seem arbitrary and just plain bad in many cases. I certainly am biased by the fact that of 5 albums I've submitted for inclusion, only one has been accepted. In my opinion, it is maybe the 3rd or 4th best of the albums I've submitted. Two of the excluded albums include my most successful songs to date.  My most popular song, "30 Lives" (50,000+ views on Youtube and modest, but higher sales numbers than anything else I've ever done) has been excluded from Pandora. Okay, I am sure this will draw criticism saying that my music is bad and doesn't deserve to be there, but that is not really the point. I don't want to implicate friends and colleagues, but the exclusions and inclusions seem 100% arbitrary - in my view of indie artists that I personally know, sometimes terrible music makes the cut, great music does not.

Why should you care? This reverses the democratization of the playing field and puts the power into the hands of a monopoly. How does Pandora decide? Some person listens and makes an arbitrary, subjective decision. No appeals, no examination of the merits of the music based on other opinions nor track record. Just one listener. While 3.6% is not tremendous yet, what happens if Pandora is 50% of radio? We digress to a monopolistic organization deciding what music people find out about. You, the listeners, are the ones that suffer most. I realize again that this will sound like it's specifically about my exclusion from the system. To some degree, that does motivate me to complain, but really, it's a "class-action" problem.

Solutions: I understand that Pandora wants to serve as a curator to provide you with music that you will like, but do they need to block music from even being considered? I don't expect Pandora to deliver terrible music to people, but I think the bar is clearly set too high (and by high I mean they reject too high a percentage of stuff - not that the quality is set high at all). One solution is to let people adjust the riskiness of their listening recommendations - i.e., Pandora raters hear my song and think it's not all that likely that people will like it, so they rate it as risky. The song is then only delivered to those willing to take risks. If lots of those people like the song, it gets upgraded to less risky. Let the listeners decide. Alternatively, simply have a body of the public rate songs for Pandora. Don't let the decision get made by a single Pandora employee.

UPDATE: I didn't even mention that in order to even submit music for consideration, it must be available for sale in CD form on Amazon. The process for getting CDs sold on Amazon is tedious and sales via Amazon for physical media result in virtually no profit. I am moving toward not even putting out music on CD, which will automatically exclude future releases from the Pandora catalog.

As an aside, I actually used Pandora before I ever submitted music to it and quit after about a week for several reasons:

1. Their music similarity criteria is absurd - extended vamping and acoustic guitars do not make songs similar. Every single damn artist I liked was apparently similar to Dave Matthews - the artist I like the least. Why? They had acoustic guitars.

2. Dave Matthews. I could not block artists or say "never ever ever ever ever play this artist."  I could block songs, but I apparently would have to wait for all 600 DMB songs to come up before I could guarantee that I'd never have to hear another one. Then, I'd have to do the same for John Mayer and Vampire Weekend and all of the other artists that are apparently similar to artists I do like.

Not worth my time.

Love to hear your thoughts on Pandora and whether listeners should demand a larger catalog in the comments below.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Parlour Bells "Heavy Dream (Hurricane Mix)" by MJE

As part of the Parlour Bells Heavy Dream Remix Project, I made this "Hurricane Mix" to help everyone dance safely through Hurricane Irene. Thankfully, we haven't been hit too badly here in Boston, but I know a lot of people are experiencing serious flooding and other damage and danger. Stay safe! Hold on to your heavy dreams...



Help Parlour Bells rock the demolition of Faces Night Club (where they took their album photos)!!!



Parlour Bells singer Glenn di Benedetto, has collaborated with Do Not Forsake Me Oh My Darling on the "First We Take Manhattan" music video and a "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" cover due officially out later this year or early next year.

I played with guitarist Nate Leavitt in The Positronic Rays for One Night Band.

Bassist Brendan Boogie once ran against me in the Rock Primary and also shares the world record for most colleges busked in one day with me.

I also worked with keyboardist Magen Tracy (and Brendan and Nate) to perform a series of covers live with dancers from BalletRox for the very first Out of the Box show. (This collaboration led to this year's BalletRox collaboration with The Michael J. Epstein Memorial Library.)

Drummer Brandon Erdos is a swell dude, but I've never collaborated with him...at least not yet.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Somerville News unfriended me on Facebook for challenging their status update

UPDATE: Still no response re: unfriending, but hey, The Somerville News wrote a piece on Do Not Forsake Me Oh My Darling.  I have to wonder who runs the FB page...

I find this whole thing puzzling and disappointing, but yesterday, the Somerville News Facebook profile posted a status update criticizing UMass for shutting down after the earthquake. I expressed an opinion opposing that criticism, but I don't think I did it in an antagonistic manner. Approximately one minute later, I found myself unfriended. Now, because they use a Facebook profile instead of a page (probably against Facebook's TOS), I can no longer view nor access their posts. I find this a little disturbing and I hope they reconsider approaching issues in this manner in the future.  I regularly post criticism on the pages and profiles of the local Fox affiliate, the Boston Herald, and the New York Post, and they have yet to censor me in any manner. I think discourse is extremely important for intellectual and political growth for all of us. I like reading opposing views and I like engaging with people who have opposing views. Perhaps my enthusiasm for such things is not shared by everyone.

(I have been covered in various capacities by the paper before: Mummified Squirrel National Park, MJEML at ArtBeat, so I appreciate that and I am not intending to force ill will upon them, but I don't think this action was appropriate.)

I sent them this message via Facebook and e-mail, but have not received a reply yet, so I am posting this publicly, at least for the moment:

"I was a little disappointed today to find myself unfriended for disagreeing with an editorialized status update (regarding UMass closing). I wasn't antagonistic nor was I trolling. I was expressing an opposing view. In fact, my view was what I think would be perceived objectively as the depoliticized view, whereas the status update posted expressed what I could only describe as an opportunistic anti-government dig. I hope that you encourage open discourse and choose to do better for yourselves in the future. I can no longer read your Facebook updates, so I guess I won't know much about what you're covering anymore."



Update 8/25 - apparently, the entire thread has been removed.

Here is the original Facebook thread (this link will only work if you are friends with them):




Space Balloons photos from Daykamp Music!

Some awesome photos of Space Balloons at The Rosebud via Daykamp Music. Space Balloons has lots of behind the scenes excitement brewing, but for the moment, we thought you'd just enjoy some photos of a rare live performance.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Space Balloons: Hovercrafts!

Navigator Joe and Admiral Sophia sat down to draw out plans for their new hovercraft - and only copied off each others plans a little bit!

Navigator Joe's Hovercraft

Admiral Sophia's Hovercraft
Here's the song! Hovercraft Full of Eels:


Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Sophia's Rock Beat: 8/5/11-8/13/11

Much awesomeness in music this Summer.

Friday, August 5th was the Full Body Anchor Spectacular at TT the Bears- with: Full Body Anchor (video), The Future Everybody (video), Young Adults (video) and the local return of The New Collisions (video 1, video 2).

Friday, August 12th we headed out and did it all again at PA's Lounge - which I'm loving the new setup there - they tore out the wall between the club and the bar so now you can actually go get a drink while the band is playing and not miss any of the action! It started out with the awesomeness of Axemunkee (watch the video and be in awe of Capozzi's stomp-lightbox!) video 1, video 2, video 3. I, Pistol (video). Our first time catching Endation (which is Matt Graber -from Sarah RabDAU & Self-Employed Assassins- on drums and Ants from Faux Ox on guitar and vox) - as such I took four videos - video 1, video 2, video 3, video 4. And old-basement-show friends, Dead Cats Dead Rats closed out the night - video 1, video 2.

Saturday, Aug. 13th was The Uke-Arist II: Another Surprisingly Secular Celebration of the Ukulele organized by the one and only Davina Yannetty at The Rosebud! Craig Robertson -of noir cabaret- opened - video 1, 2, 3. The Bella Birds from Lowell filled in last minute - video 1, 2, 3. I got a little excited taping Davina and got 5 videos: video 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Space Balloons also made the intergalactic trip - here are videos of Giraffacrocodillo Rex (featuring Richard Bouchard as the beast) and I Want Dessert for Breakfast:

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Space Balloons - "Hug War" and "Hovercraft Full of Eels" - plus Captain Joe K and show at The Rosebud!

The 2nd release from Balloononian rock stars Space Balloons is here! Two more tales of Balloononian culture featuring new band member Captain Joe K!


Don't forget about our previous, Welcome to Balloononia (just reviewed on Daykamp Music) and join the band this Saturday for another installment of Space Balloons performing kid's songs for adults (once we get it right, we'll bring the songs to the kids instead!):


Facebook Event

Saturday August 13th (show at 9:00 PM; Space Balloons around 10:30 PM) at The Rosebud in Davis Square with
Davina Yannetty (http://www.davinayannetty.​com/)
Space Balloons (http://spaceballoons.micha​eljepstein.com/)
Jamie Scandal (http://jamiescandal.multiply.com/)
Craig Robertson (http://www.robertsonstudio​.com/)
Jonny Pape (http://jonathanpape.bandca​mp.com/)
21+/$7 cover








Tuesday, August 9, 2011

The Michael J. Epstein Memorial Library rocks Somerville!

As several of us are Somerville (MA) residents, we're always excited when we get a chance to rock our own neighborhood. We had two shots recently - first, the Somerville ArtBeat festival, which was a blast! ...and our wonderful return (this was the previous time here) to the Union Square Farmers Market!

ArtBeat!

The Michael J. Epstein Memorial Library @MJEML promotes rock literacy at ArtBeat 2011.

Some of the librarians join Somerville Symphony Orkestar for the "Elephants on Parade"


Somerville news preview - recap


Photos of us at the Farmers Market!


A little video of us at the Farmers Market.

Sophia's Rock Beat: 7/22/11-7/29/11

Oh hey! It's another Sophia's Rock Beat!

7/22 was Goddamn Glenn's bday party at the Lizard Lounge. Merrily James opened the night - video 1, 2, 3.

And Parlour Bells (video 1) video 2:


Then 7/29 was a local show Summer blockbuster - 5 of my favorites at The Middle East Down.
This Blue Heaven - video 1, video 2
Streight Angular - video 1, video 2
Walter Sickert & The Army of Broken Toys - video 1, video 2
Sidewalk Driver - video 1, video 2
Mellow Bravo - video 1, video 2

Monday, August 8, 2011

DNFMOMD: music video for "First We Take Manhattan"

Very excited to present our second music video (for our first music video, which was a shot-for-shot remake of the opening sequence to The Prisoner, click here) for our cover of Leonard Cohen's "First We Take Manhattan"



behind the scenes photos and screencaps:  http://donotforsake.com/manhattan

“First We Take Manhattan” is an original, tongue-in-cheek, spy-caper narrative produced and directed by Killer Suit Creative Media’s Glenn di Benedetto that playfully examines expectation and limits context to allow the viewer to question meaning and morality until the full, grandiose scale is revealed in its final moments. The video pays tribute to spy television of the past with thematic similarity to the sci-fi reveals of the odder episodes of The Avengers, the slow-paced preparation sequences of Mission: Impossible, and of course, the good-vs.-evil ambiguity of The Prisoner. It is the first original-narrative video by Do Not Forsake Me Oh My Darling.

In June, we released our first music video, a shot-for-shot recreation of the opening sequence of the 1960s spy-fi masterpiece for the original song, “Episode 1 - Arrival.” (“Arrival” has received over 25,000 views in less than a month!) The video was done on a modest budget for its scope, ending up on the upper end of cost for what might be common for self-produced indie videos. The production took approximately two years and involved the assistance of about 25 people, all led bravely by Lost Jockey Productions’ Theodore Cormey.

As such, “First We Take Manhattan” was selected for its precise contrast to that first video endeavor.

The song is a cover of the Leonard Cohen song, perhaps originally about seeking revenge for failure to recognize his artistic value, but with lyrics easily recontextualized to a spy motif.

The video is an original work with an originally conceived narrative.

“Episode 1 - Arrival” was an original song with a recreation of a visual narrative. “First We Take Manhattan” is a cover song with an original, visual narrative.

The video was done with very minimal production time and cost. Direction, production, cinematography, and editing were done by Killer Suit Creative Media’s Glenn di Benedetto with only assistance from DNFMOMD’s Sophia Cacciola and Michael J. Epstein. We are very excited with how it turned out and hope you enjoy it!

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

You can be a guest singer on the new recording by The Michael J. Epstein Memorial Library!!!

Here is the result of this call - Parts I and III:
Deadline: August 19th at Midnight!

We're putting the finishing touches on a recording of the three-song piece we wrote for performance in conjunction with BalletRox a little while ago and we have some sections that need large group female (sorry fellas) vocals. You will be credited and get a copy of the recording (which may or may not be released in physical form) and by doing it, you agree to allowing us to use your recording without additional compensation.

There are 3 parts that we need female vocals for: http://michaeljepstein.com​/temp/MJEMLGangVox

The ideal situation is for you to record yourself singing along to that while listening to it via headphones and send WAVs or AIFFs to MJE@MichaelJEpstein.com (or post them somewhere to be downloaded). The recording don't need to be "pro" - just a computer with a microphone should suffice.  As for singing skills, if you are close, we can tune your vocals.  So, we encourage you to give it a try.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Darling Pet Munkee Issue 1: X-Ray Specs

Darling Pet Munkee was originally a one-off (go here for the story of how it happened) recording project combination of Cathy Capozzi of Axemunkee and Sophia Cacciola and Michael J. Epstein of Do Not Forsake Me Oh My Darling. We had so much fun that we decided to do another casual writing session. We set aside a weekend months in advance and spent all of Saturday writing new songs - 6 that day (and the one prior) - and then spent Sunday recording them. The result is a forthcoming collection of 7 songs about items sold in the back of comic books of yore. We'll be releasing one every month or so for free until we ultimately release the entire collection in early 2012.

Here's the first track, "X-Ray Specs," for your enjoyment! We also hear rumors that our rerecording of the original DPM demo, "Darling Pet Monkey," might be available on the August Boston Band Crush sampler.



Our music video:


I am having trouble finding the exact date that X-Ray Specs were first marketed, but they were "invented" by Harold von Braunhut (who also created the breed of animal marketed as Sea-Monkeys and several other novelty items - wait until next month for the associated music) some time around 1950 and were based on an optical illusion patented in 1909 by Fred Wiedenbeck. An improvement patent was granted in 1971 specifically for X-Ray Spec technology. The glasses were marketed via comic books to young boys curious both about the possibility of seeing their own skeletons and seeing through the clothing of women (TSA agents in training?). Beyond just Harold von Braunhut's hucksterism with these implied voyeuristic treasures, there is substantial evidence that although he was born Jewish, von Braunhut, who died at age 77 in 2003, became very active within the Aryan Nation (see: The Sea Monkeys and the White Supremacist or The Shocking True Tale of the Mad Genius Who Invented Sea-Monkeys or Contrasts of a Private Persona; Md. Backer of Neo-Nazis Has Jewish Background, Sources Say).  The Jewish owners of the companies that marketed his products dealt with this situation uncomfortably at best, in one case releasing the division because of where profits were being directed.

Since von Braunhut's passing, we might be able to rest easy that the purchase of a pair of X-Ray Specs doesn't support hate rhetoric, hate education, violence, and bigotry, but we are probably kept up at night by the fact that "true" X-Ray Specs are a thing of the present with cameras that can see through clothing and of course, our friends in the air-travel business taking a peek at our privates. If only we could purchase those technologies for a dollar from the back of the latest issue of Spiderman.

So, back to the nostalgic and less serious, here are a bunch of ads hinting at some great power provided by the glasses...making them pretty much guaranteed to end up as a disappointment when the real product arrives. The last one is a current X-Ray Specs phone application that allows you to see through clothes (not really of course). This gives a sense of how powerful and ubiquitous the product is, even today. (If, for some insane reason, you want to buy some of these, they appear to be sold all over.)







So, how do X-Ray Specs actually work?

According to Wikipedia:

"X-Ray Specs consist of an outsized pair of glasses with plastic frames and white cardboard "lenses" printed with concentric red circles, and emblazoned with the legend "X-RAY VISION." The lenses consist of two layers of cardboard with a small hole about 6 mm (.25 inch) in diameter punched through both layers. The user views objects through the holes. A feather is embedded between the layers of each lens. The vanes of the feathers are so close together that light is diffracted, causing the user to receive two slightly offset images. For instance, one would see two offset images of the pencil. Where the images overlap, a darker image is obtained, supposedly giving the illusion that one is seeing the graphite embedded within the body of the pencil. As may be imagined, the illusion is not particularly sustainable."


Here's an example of what you might see if you looked at your hand through X-Ray Specs.


I'd also be remiss not to mention the great band X-Ray Spex, named after the item naturally. Singer Poly Styrene sadly passed away in April 2011.



Leave some comments and tell us about your experiences with X-Ray Specs!


Until next issue...

Lyrics to "X-Ray Specs":

I don't wanna be with you, not knowing what you mean.
I don't wanna sleep with you 'til I can see into your dreams.

...with my X-Ray Specs!

I want all your darkness, I don't want no surprise.
I want all your secrets beamed right to my eyes.

Monday, August 1, 2011

DNFMOMD: Sophia's Bday Show - 8/19 at TT's

It's Sophia's Birthday Show! August 19th at TT the Bears Place, Cambridge MA

Do Not Forsake Me Oh My Darling are planning  an extra special set - and an extra special set means extra special guests - we'll be joined by the "village band" - which will include saw & viola & other excitement. This is a not-to-be-missed one-time-only set! Also, it'll be one of the last opportunities to see DNFMOMD live for 2011 and early 2012 - we're slowing down the cycle of playing local shows to concentrate on our final EP in The Prisoner series and to do some more video work.

Most exciting of all is the bill that we've put together to help Sophia ring 27 in with style! Did we mention the cupcakes?! Oh yes, there will be cupcakes!

Mistle Thrush:  Mistle Thrush released four albums and covered a lot of ground during the course of their 10-year history. With a myriad of descriptions ranging from indie rock to mood pop to shoegaze, the band's sound never stopped evolving. Credit to Mistle Thrush's inability to be pigeon holed and their constant touring, the band went on to share the stage with a wide array of artists that include Sonic Youth, The Strokes, BRMC, Garbage, Spiritualized, Love & Rockets, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Luscious Jackson and many others. There were tremendous highlights along the way - such as a deal with Warner Chappell, a major label/subsidiary release, national airplay, and a feature in Billboard Magazine - that were equally countered by the usual pitfalls that stall many a band; label quarrels, management problems, repeated personnel changes... it's certainly not an untold story.

Count Zero - Count Zero has been a staple of the Boston creative rock scene since 1996, formed by members of the cult electronic band Think Tree. The group is led by Peter Moore, who among other pursuits, is also known for his work touring the world as lead vocalist for the Blue Man Group's "How To Be A Megastar" tour. They recently released their fourth full-length CD, "Never Be Yourself," which contains songs made popular through their inclusion in the videogames "Guitar Hero" and "Rock Band." They're excited to share the stage for the first time with DNFMOMD, as well as MT, who they last played a show with a decade ago at the late great nightclub Lilli's in Somerville.

Pray for Polanski, 12 pounds of dance punk in a 10 pound bag, is about to celebrate their fifth anniversary of life. They just released their third album (self-titled) and they're supremely proud of it. you should listen to it, yes you. It has been on heavy rotation in the Cacciola/Epstein household - we're very psyched to have them open the night!

ALSO! Celeb bartender Anngelle Wood of Boston Emissions on WZLX will be mixin it up in the lounge bar!

Facebook Event!

We're so excited about this bill/night/experience! So much so that we want to get you excited about the music right now! From now until the show - we're offering a free sampler that includes music from of the bands: